1. religiousmom:

    for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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  2. angrybagel:

    “NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

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  3. cafunedesaudade:

    I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

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  4. photo

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  6. IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO RAISE A DISABLED CHILD, OR A TRANS CHILD, OR A GAY OR BI OR PAN CHILD, IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO LOVE AND SUPPORT YOUR CHILD UNCONDITIONALLY, DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.
    – it is 2014. there are no excuses left. (via callmeoutis)

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  7. truezodiacfact:

We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

    truezodiacfact:

    We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

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  9. unfollovv:

    i’ve never taken a cold shower bc when cold meets hot there’s a reaction

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  10. heart:

    if you tell something to my best friend and expect them not to tell me please

    r e T H I N K  y o UR  l i f e

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  11. z1c:

    being 20+ on tumblr

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  12. trust:

    i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

    image

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  13. smallgay:

    my rapper name would be 2 stressd

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  14. communistbakery:

    officialwhitegirls:

    THERE’S NOTHING MORE IRRITATING THAN SONGS THAT YOU DON’T LIKE BUT ARE CATCHY 

    image

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